Cool Exec With A Heart Of Steel

gumpergirl:

Our Thomas, who art in England,

Hallowed be thy face.

Thy cheekbones perfect,

Thy bitches will kneel,

On Earth as they do in Asgard.

Give us this day our daily ovary explosions.

And forgive all the Loki haters,

As we forgive Hulk for smashing you up.

And please lead us into temptation,

But deliver us from the Avengers.

For Tumblr is your kingdom,

Real power, horned glory,

For ever and ever.

AMEN.

Give us this day our daily ovary explosions.

As we forgive Hulk for smashing you up.

(via avengersblood)

• Pepper Potts: Remember when you told me to give myself only twelve percent credit?
• Tony Stark: Remember when I was flying into space, inevitably, to my doom and to save the entire world from an alien attack and you DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE?

marsskyfighter:

watchthetimeflyby:

Fluff:

Smut:

Angst:

AU Fics: 

Fics with your otp:

Fics with a ship you don’t like:

Inaccurate Fics:

Fics that never update:

Fics where your favorite character dies:

Fics that make you laugh:

Fics with a twist ending:

Fics with Mary Sues/Marty Stues

fucking legit

(via little-smartass)

thedeathlymarshmallows:

because the whole castration anxiety thing doesn’t make sense

boys notice that girls have vaginas instead of penises so they automatically assume the entire female gender used to be males but had their penises cut off by enraged parents?

like whoa, way to jump to a conclusion there

maybe vaginas aren’t cut off penises

maybe they’re just vaginas

and then all girls have penis envy? literally every girl who has the misfortune of witnessing a penis at such a young age decides that they look A+ and she must have one? or failing that she must find a penis substitute…which is a baby???? since when were babies a substitute for a penis?!?!? “oh damn i don’t have a penis, better get a baby because that’s practically the same thing”

freud no stop i’m sorry but there are lots of girls who don‘t want a penis or a baby and i’m sure there are lots of boys who figure out that males and females simply have different genitals and don’t spiral into a completely illogical fear of being castrated

and while i’m on the topic: VERY, VERY FEW PEOPLE WANT TO BANG THEIR PARENTS

i just

i don’t know

have i missed something here because none of it makes sense to me

bannerisms:

vengerturtle:

#you are missing a vital part of this equation #bruce DOES SOMETHING COOL #and tony DOESN’T KNOW WHAT #i mean come on if the world was at all fair #people would be like programs #you enter in all the right data and you get the proper result #push button get bacon #or in this case #poke side get enormous rage monster #WHY #WON’T #YOU #WORK #also lbr it’s pretty hilarious don’t lie

#i believe this fits in perfectly with the scientific method hm yes #1. identify the problem— he is not angry and green so i cannot study it #2. gather information— sources say he will turn angry and green if i provoke him #3. form hypothesis— i believe he will become angry and turn green when i poke him with this zappy thing #4. conduct experiment— poke him with zappy thing #5. observe results— he did not turn angry and green when i poked him with the zappy thing #6. form conclusion— he must have it under control with like calm jazz and bongo drums

SCIENTIFIC METHOD TAGS!

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dontstartlethewitch:

b0ffin:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET

OH MY GOD SCREAMING. 

HAHAHAHA.

(via little-smartass)

Baby interrupts an interview with Tom (x)

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